I’ve been seeing a lot of structured shoulders in the collections for 2010. I don’t know how i feel about them. Big shoulders are like the anti-thesis of the skinny jean. The formula is straightforward: you shouldn’t wear skinny jeans if you don’t have skinny legs but the opposite applies for shoulder pads. You shouldn’t wear them if you already have big shoulders. And if you’re delusional or flawless, you’re wearing whatever the hell you feel like. Formulas are for wussies.

Left to right: Alexander McQueen Spring 2010, Versace Pre-fall 2010